my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

Yes Mina has been tracking Lucy's health meticulously noticing every single change on the color of her cheeks and breathing and mood and wordings and weight since July but who is tracking HER health? Because she herself sure ain't.

Picture of Dorian Gray AU where he's a celebrity in the modern day (broadly speaking) and his stans post pics of him looking the same through the years on Twitter and caption them "How you age when you're unproblematic 💖💖💖"

does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious

It is only a line dated from Castle Dracula, and says that he is just starting for home. That is not like Jonathan; I do not understand it, and it makes me uneasy.

Mina said theres no kisses OR hearts OR recipes OR landscape descriptions